𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✰ 𝘣𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘹 ✔

andrew, mookie, and jackie

E L E V E N

"fourth of julie"
4:04 P.M.

baeintendi 😍:
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULIE

cookie monster 🍪:
You mean July.

junior 👅:
God bless America, man 🇺🇸

baeintendi 😍:
Alright, alright--

the origin of that comes from my sister, who didn't say "July", but "Julie" instead

cookie monster 🍪:
© Andrew's sister 2000-something

baeintendi 😍:
wow. 👏👏

junior 👅:
Have you ever had Whataburger?

cookie monster 🍪:
Junior, we left like an hour ago

junior 👅:
I wanted a hamburger

baeintendi 😍:
And we need to play a game this Fourth.

Get your ass over here.

cookie monster 🍪:
damn Beni

junior 👅:
first I gotta wipe off the A1 steak sauce that's on my hands, then I'll be there

cookie monster 🍪:
Who the HELL puts steak sauce on hamburgers?

junior 👅:
This place does, and it's good.

baeintendi 😍:
Hey, I put ketchup on my hamburgers 😋🍔

cookie monster 🍪:
NASTY AS HELL 😷😷🤒🤒

junior 👅:
Too bad I'm not having a hotdog.

cookie monster 🍪:
PSA: A HOTDOG IS A DANDICH

* sandwich

baeintendi 😍:
no?? It is not??

cookie monster 🍪:
Yes it is! 🌭🌭

junior 👅:
y'all wildin!

baeintendi 😍:
I see that Texan slang has been rubbed onto you.

cookie monster 🍪:
Okay but

Beni, a hotdog IS a sandwich

baeintendi 😍:
It is NOT a sandwich.

junior 👅:
Whatever it is, just know that mayonnaise does not belong on a hot sandwich.

Or is it a sandwich dog?

baeintendi 😍:
EAGLEEEEEEEE

junior 👅:
wtf bro

cookie monster 🍪:
^^^

baeintendi 😍:
It's from Scrubs

cookie monster 🍪:
Oh.

baeintendi 😍:
Man, am I proud to be an American. 😂😂

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a.n.
short but sweet. Have a safe Fourth, y'all.

- Reasie