Creepypasta Headcanons

⊗ Training ⊗

[A compilation of Headcanons about Pasta training]

◦Pastas train often, and their training is a combination of cardiovascular, strength, conditioning, coordination, stealth, and flexibility workouts
◦Proxies train with Pastas, but also have their own totally separate training
◦Males and females train separately
◦Every pasta specializes in a different type of training:

Jeff - cardiovascular
Laughing Jack - coordination
Eyeless Jack - flexibility
Jane - strength
Clockwork - conditioning
Masky - strength
Hoodie - stealth
Helen - conditioning
Puppeteer - stealth
Liu - cardiovascular
Ben - conditioning
Sally - coordination
Kagekao - flexibility
Toby - stealth

◦The cringy fan-service fan art is actually not far fetched, every single Pasta has some muscles to a certain degree
◦Jane is physically the strongest for the girls, meanwhile Tim is for the guys
◦Sally is the weakest girl physically, meanwhile Ben is for the guys
◦Just because a Pasta isn't physically stronger than others does not make them weak, it just means that in a scenario with no added strengths or weapons, they'd lose in a fight
◦Pastas constantly practice on each other and have sparring/training partners that they meet with and fight bi-weekly

Jeff - Hoodie ❌
Laughing Jack - Liu ❌
Helen - Puppeteer ✔️
Eyeless Jack - Kagekao ❌
Jane - Clockwork ✔️
Ben - Sally ❌
Toby - Tim ✔️

◦These partners are picked based on a balance of strength, each pair is equal to each other but in different ways
[Ex: Toby is very stealthy and fast, meanwhile Tim is slower and better with brutal force, making it easy for Toby to tire him out but easy for Tim to cause damage]
◦Sparring partners either hate each other or are extremely close, there's no in between (❌- hate ✔️- close)

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Should I start posting ship Headcanons too? I like making those and uh
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