Creepypasta Headcanons

⊗ LJeff ⊗

[Laughing Jack x Jeff the Killer Headcanons]

◦Because LJ is almost always the one to initiate contact, when Jeff does it makes LJ the happiest man alive
◦LJ helps Jeff put his hair up every morning
◦Jeff tries to be nice and cook for LJ but Jeff is a god awful cook and LJ has to grin and bare it through the raw eggs and potatoes
◦Jeff got LJ hooked on Heathers after playing the soundtrack so much
◦Jeff and LJ both fly off the handle sometimes and they both go too far, but LJ has only ever gotten severely mad at Jeff once and that was because Jeff said something about Isaac
◦Jeff hates pictures and always thinks he's ugly in them so LJ makes it a point to point out everything he finds cute about Jeff with every picture
◦Surprisingly, Jeff is the big cuddler between him and LJ
He absolutely loves being held at night and it makes him feel safe
◦LJ is intensely over protective however if Jeff were to get in a fight with someone like Jane he wouldn't dare get into it because Jeff likes to fight his own battles
◦LJ didn't ask Jeff out, he told Jeff he wanted to date him
◦Jeff and LJ are the longest lasting couple out of any others
Their closest runner up was Brian and Tim who had been together for three years prior
◦Jeff makes the bed
◦Jeff is a very jealous person, yet he tries to hide it and be secretive with his petty remarks because he doesn't want to show how much he actually cares about LJ
◦LJ and Jeff have many shows that they always watch together when it comes on, namely their favorites, The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones
◦LJ once got butthurt because Jeff said that Glen was hot and said, "What, so you like Asian guys now?"
◦Jeff is terrified of hurting LJ and distances himself whenever he's angry, however when he does get worked up LJ will typically lock him in a room until he calms down
◦Jeff despises candy and when LJ got him a box of chocolates one year for Valentines day he sat down and ate it all for LJ, though threw up later that night
◦Jeff hasn't showered alone in years

[Big thank you so my son for helping with some of these - this is how you properly credit people ;))

For le wife]