Me: As you can see, this chapter is titled 'Turtle's Revenge', so obviously he's going to prank us or something. But he doesn't know that I know, and I don't know what he doesn't know, so... wait, what? Anyway. Be careful. Even though you're not in this story.
Moon: AGH!
Me(running to Moon): That's what I mean. *carefully stepping around invisible tripwire that Winter promptly trips over*
Winter: WHAT THE NARWHALS?!?!
Me: That makes me think of a great topic for my next story!
Moon: And speaking of next...
Kinkajou(opens door): OOH! COLD WATER!
Me: The bucket-of-water-on-top-of-door trick. Classic, Turtle, classic.
Qibli: You mean Turtle did this?
Me: Yes! No! I mean- No! Yes! NO!
Moon: That means yes.
Me: DID U READ MY MIND?
Qibli: AAAH! PIGEONS! I HAVE A FEAR OF PIGEONS!!!!! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!!
Peril(from other room): WHO PUT ALL THIS FREAKING WOOD IN MY ROOM?!?!?! This is insulting.
(Winter, Qibli, Moon, Kinkajou, and Phoenix [did u 4get?] run to Peril's room)
Me: Uh oh.
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