Part 3: Turtle's Revenge

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Me: As you can see, this chapter is titled 'Turtle's Revenge', so obviously he's going to prank us or something. But he doesn't know that I know, and I don't know what he doesn't know, so... wait, what? Anyway. Be careful. Even though you're not in this story.

Moon: AGH! 

Me(running to Moon): That's what I mean. *carefully stepping around invisible tripwire that Winter promptly trips over*

Winter: WHAT THE NARWHALS?!?!

Me: That makes me think of a great topic for my next story!

Moon: And speaking of next...

Kinkajou(opens door): OOH! COLD WATER!

Me: The bucket-of-water-on-top-of-door trick. Classic, Turtle, classic.

Qibli: You mean Turtle did this?

Me: Yes! No! I mean- No! Yes! NO!

Moon: That means yes.

Me: DID U READ MY MIND?

Qibli: AAAH! PIGEONS! I HAVE A FEAR OF PIGEONS!!!!! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!!

Peril(from other room): WHO PUT ALL THIS FREAKING WOOD IN MY ROOM?!?!?! This is insulting.

(Winter, Qibli, Moon, Kinkajou, and Phoenix [did u 4get?] run to Peril's room)

Me: Uh oh.

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