the jade winglet in real life [wings of fire]

Part 4: Dare or Dare

Me: Guys! I've got a new game for you.

Turtle: Is it SwimmySwim? I love Swimmy-

Me: No.

Peril: Is it Kill-Already-Dead-Queen-Scarlet?

Me: No!

Winter: Does it involve killing NightWings? Present company inclu-

Me: Excluded, and NO.

Kinkajou: IS IT HIDE AND SEEK! HIDE AND SEEK! I-

Me: NO!!!!! LISTEN PEOPLE!

Qibli: You forgot the comma.

Me: Whatever. So the game is: Dare or-

Moon: Dare or Truth?

Me: No, Dare or Dare. Now we only have time for two. So the first one is from EpicShipper. It's for Winter.

Winter: Please don't let it be about Moon.

Me: Surprisingly, it isn't.

Winter: Good.

Me: It's about something even worse! Your father!

Winter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: 'Tap dance around your father singing "Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome".'

Qibli: OOOOOOOOOOO!

(5 minutes later)

Kinkajou: HOW DID IT- go...

(Winter passes out)

Me: Next one is for Qibli.

Qibli: Oh, camel farts.

Me: It's a truth, though this is Dare or Dare. From DarkstalkerIsEvil. 'Does Qibli have a fear of birds?' You know, because they poop on you and they're INVINCIBLE and Qibli's bro and sis have that bird medallion. Qibli? QIBLI?

(Qibli hides behind sand dune)