Opposites attract: Lams fluff

"Date"

ALMOST TWO HUNDRED VIEWS!!!! THANK YOU!! I am genuinely so happy right now I am audibly squealing

John pov:

I woke up with a massive hangover. I couldn't remember anything but that Alex was mad and I almost got fucked by a stranger. I could feel the heartbeat in my head, or whatever pounding I could feel behind my headache and nausea. I crawled out of bed going to check on Alex. I somehow opened the door to revel a pale bloodshot mess known as Alex. He groaned and hissed from the light," ThE HidEOuS light of ThE Day STaR!" He looked a billion times worse than me so I sucked up the pain and went out to buy some medicine and Gatorade. When Alex saw what I did he smiled weakly, something snapped and it became a fake, pained grin. I spent a few hours nursing him back to health. When he seemed better I asked," umm... d' ya' want to go to grab lunch?" I could practacly hear myself blushing. My voice sounded like a retarded old man going through puberty. Alex blushed, eyes widening to the size of plates. "S-sure!" He said giggling. So we got in my car and drove to McDonald's. We sat down after ordering huge ass meals and started chatting. " so, do you have a girlfriend?" Alex leaned in saying this like a thirsty girl with a low cut top. I said"not at the moment, you already asked that." He blushed. I asked," ummmm...     do you like rainbow colors, or are you more of a grey type? OH what about purple pink and blue?" He gave a sly smirk, blushing even harder," rainbow is pretty, but so is grey; I really can't decide. What about you?" Dammit, he knows what I'm doing. I replied," I like rainbow colors." Wow that was a dumb plan, great job you pussy. " ORDER FOR M-MOJO JOJO!" A loud voice yelled. So we went up and got our food. It was like dumbs always said," slimy yet satisfying" when we where both slowing down I asked him,"there's a pool in the park, wanna go later?" He shyly looked away and started mumbling. "What was that?" I asked. He said a little louder," I can't swim..." a little surprised I said," well, I can teach you!" His face lit up adorably and he squeaked," REALLY?!"