Josh Dun Imagines And Preferences ✅

Learning German (Request)

Requested by slowtown_girl (thanks for helping me with German words/phrases) :)

"Y/N, how do you say hello in German?" My best friend, Josh, asks me.
"Well, Good Morning is Guten morgen," I reply to him.
"Guten Morgen," Josh repeats, actually pronouncing it correctly.
"You what, Jishwa?" My best friend, Tyler, asks Josh, coming into the living room whilst eating a bag of crisps.
"I was saying good morning in German; Y/N's teaching me!"
"Oh, can I learn as well?" Tyler asks me.
"Of course."
"Ok, how do you say 'I love you' in German?" Tyler asks me.
"Ich liebe dich!"
"Josh, ich liebe dich!"
"Aw, thanks, Ty. Y/N, how do you say 'How are you?' in German?"
"Wie geht es dir?"
Both boys stare at me blankly.
"You what now?" Josh asks me.
"Bist du so dumm oder tust du nur so?" I reply to them.
"English please," Tyler says smugly.
"Oh, fick dich!" I laugh at him.
"Fick dich," Tyler says slowly, "what on earth does that mean?"
I start laughing.
"And what was that long sentence you just said to us?" Josh asks me
"I basically asked you if you're really that stupid or are you just pretending to be; which was a joke by the way, and I said to Tyler, 'Oh, fuck you!'"
"So you just insulted us in German? Neat!" Josh grins at me, whereas Tyler looks horrified.
"Y-you mean I just SWORE in German! Dang it," Tyler says, laughing at the end.
"Aw, well, you only live once," I chuckle.