Tumblr Texts - Destiel : Sabriel [COMPLETED]

Chat 12

OutdatedCas:
My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

GAYbriel:
Punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
That's what I do to Sam.

ShutupSam:
Tackle him.

SurpriseBitches:
Dump him

KevT:
Kick him in the shin

Http-Dean:
NO.
NOT ANY OF THOSE.
JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

SurpriseBitches:
But that's boring???

OutdatedCas:
I asked him to lean down and he said no so I tackled him

ShutupSam:
Thank god you took my suggestion

OutdatedCas:
He refuses to kiss me I'm-

KevT:
Dean kiss your fucking boyfriend what even

Http-Dean:
Ughhhhhhhhh
Fine

OutdatedCas:
Now he's cuddling me and kissing me everywhere
WhAt Is ThIs

ShutupSam:
Dean being cuddly????
What tf

GAYbriel:
Idek how to feel rn

ShutupSam:
OH GOD
NO
STOP THIS

SurpriseBitches:
WhATS HAPPENING

ShutupSam:
GABE COME PICK ME UP I REFUSE TO BE IN THIS HOUSE LISTENING TO THOSE NOISES

KevT:
AHAH OH MY GOD

GAYbriel:
How bout we make some of our own? ;)))

ShutupSam:
that actually doesn't sound half bad

SurpriseBitches:
quIT PLANNING YOUR SEX LIFE IN THIS CHAT WHAT EVEN

GAYbriel:
iM SORRY BUT LIKE

ShutupSam:
GABRIEL HURRY TF UP ITS GETTING LOUDER OH MY GOD
*attachmentvideo.CANYOUHEARTHIS?IMDOWNSTAIRS*

SurpriseBitches:
Omg omg
Gabe save Sam

GAYbriel:
I'm about to pull up, come outside

ShutupSam:

IM OUTTIE

GAYbriel:
Im in the driveway

ShutupSam:

Okay the minute I get back I'm going to go into that room, throw holy water on them and hit them with a bible

GAYbriel:
And I'm gonna watch

KevT:
Record it
I need this shit on video
Americas Funniest Home Videos here I come

SurpriseBitches:
Omg