Spare Time! :]

Little note: all of this is just nonsense...
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Me: ah fuck not this shit again...

Chaku: what do you mean, "not this shit again"?! your the one thats fucking writing this book! in fact, why do you even bother writing it at all?!-

Me: chill chaku!

Chaku: I WILL NOT!

Vegeta: *slaps chaku* CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?!

Chaku: OW!!! WHAT THE HELL VEGETA!!

Vegeta: JUST LET THE IDIOT BE!

Chaku: *growls* fucking ass..

Me: uhm....alright then... *sits down, a fart noise is heard* what the hell?! *looks down and see's a whopee cushion* DAMN IT SANS!

Sans: *laughs* pfftt you farted...

Me: SANS YOU KNOW IT WAS THE GODAMN WHOPEE CUSHION!!

Sans: *falls laughing*

Vegeta: your attempts at humor fail to amuse me...i mean...fart jokes...really...?

Sans: like you could do any better..

Me: he has a point there, vegeta...

Chaku: yeah i gotta side with them..

Vegeta: W-WHA?! i can do better! anything anyone can do, i can do better!!

Me: no ya can't...

Vegeta: YES I CAN

Me: no ya caaan't...

Vegeta: YES I CAAAAAN!!! *turns super sayian and pouts* I CAN I CAN I CAN!!!!!!

Me: JESUS CALM DOWN!! gaahh!! bulma! do something about your husband!

Bulma: relax goku, he'll eventually wear himself out

Ryuko: *hits the back of vegeta's head with the handle of my scissor blade*

Bulma: or...you could do that, sure that works.

Vegeta: *is unconscious*

Sans: what...whats going on anymore...? all i did was a little prank, and it turned into this ._.

Me: when you're with us, you never know what's going on. and jesus christ ryuko!

Ryuko: what? you wanted him to stop, so i knocked him out.

Me: eh....alright... *sits down listens to music and hums*

Papyrus: HUMAN!!!

Me: *jumps up all of a sudden* FUCKING SHIT!! papyrus, you scared me!

Papyrus: n-nyeh...im sorry..h-human ;-;

Sans: you makin my bro cry, goku?

Me: w-what?! no! its just that papyrus scared me!

Sans: alright then. if you make him cry again though...Y O U R G O N N A H A -

Me: yeah i know im gonna have a bad time...jeez that quote is overused already!

Sans: not my fault...its the damn fandom...

Papyrus: SANS! DO NOT TALK SO BADLY ABOUT THE UNDERTALE FANDOM!

Me: yeah, you'll T R I G G E R (screen shakes, the word trigger is bass boosted) a lotta undertale fans

Feminist: HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TERM FOR THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A COMEDIC BOOK!

Me: *hisses* GO AWAY YOU DAMN PARASITIC CREATURE!

Feminist: *storms off angrily*

Us!Papyrus: why was she even included in this book...?

Me: i dunno, why did i include, YOU in this book?

Us!Papyrus: uh...cuz you wanted to...?

Me: basically yeah....

Murdoc: T H E B A T -

Me: MURDOC I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE GODAMN TIME!

2-d: *hides* e-eh...

Murdoc: *weird noises*

Me: QUIT UR SHIT! *throws newspaper at him*

Noodle: *japanese words*

Russel: ok.

Me: FUCK!! MY OBSSESION WITH GORILLAZ IS GETTING WORSE! *starts throwing objects everywhere*

*the entire gorillaz crew gets frightened and runs away*

Me: NO PLZ! *falls on my knees* AUH! *cri*

Chaku: *slaps goku* QUIT UR SHIT GOKU!

Me: NO! *HISSES AGGRESIVLY*

*everybody's running around shouting and doing random things*

Asgore: I JUST WANT SOME FUCKUNG TEAAA!!! *breaks table*

Me: WHY THE FUCK IS ASGORE HERE?!?

Chaku: YOU FUCKING PUT HIM IN HERE!!!

Me: *turns ssj2* AHHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!

Undyne: YOU THINK YOU CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN ME?!?!

Alphys: undyne-senpai p-plz...

Me: AH FUCK. NO UNDYNE PLS NO SHOUTING

*meanwhile people are going batshit crazy in the background*

Me: GUYS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

All of them: NO! FUK U!!

Me: OH DO YOU WANNA SEE JESUS!? *falls down* AHG FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE AESHO

Memer: I M S O R R Y B U T T H I S A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R S O N O S W E A R I N G .

Me: FAK U! I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!! WAIT...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Memer: just some random guy who runs a meme page.

Me: *hugs him* i love you.

Memer: #respectwomen

Me: lol spell icup ni🅱🅱a 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💯💯💯👌👌👌

Us!Sans: MWEH HEH HEH!!

Me: JESUS CHRIST ITS SO FUCKING CUTE!! *hugs the blueberry*

Us!Sans: MWWWEEEHHH!!! *runs around retardedly*

Chaku: GOD KILL ME NOW!!!

Ryuko: lol ok. *stabs chaku*

Chaku: *dodges* I WAS KIDDING YOU STUPID F-

Me: YEAH NO ONE CARES CHAKU

Chaku: *GROWLS AGGRESIVLY*
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Me: *leaves the room im in, and enters another room that is quiet, sips tea in a very civilized manner* so. you all now know what we do in our spare time. we act batshit crazy! thats not all tho, sometimes we'll play some games, spare, watch anime/tv whatever we feel like watching....and eat.....yeah thats...thats pretty much it......you can....uh..you can read another book now... *sips tea*....

part 2?

kill me pls.