Spare Time! •^• (Part 2!)

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Vegeta: oh boy...more idiocy...

Me: hey vegeta it COULD be worse..

Vegeta: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS!

Me: VEGETA! STOP HAVING TANTRUMS!!

Ryuko: *knocks vegeta out again*

Me: RYUKO! STOP KNOCKING VEGETA OUT GOD DAMN IT!!

Ryuko: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HIM TO STOP!?

Me: i dunno!! but anything other than knocking him out!

Ryuko: *growls*

Me: *flinches* eh! ok ok!

Ryuko: *sits down drinking kool-aid and reading comics*

Chaku: goku i suggest you don't piss her off.

*everyone agreeing*

Me: y-yeah i think i'll just stay on her good side...

Mako: you don't have to worry about anything goku! *hugs goku*

Me: NYET! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT! *my anxiety intensifies*

Ryuko: god your weird....

Me: look who's talking, you have a sailor uniform that makes you look like a S T R I P P E R every time you transform.

Ryuko: OH BITE ME!

Me: no........................i'll let mako do that.

Chaku: I SWEAR TO GOD! *slams hands down on table*

Me: what?! everybody has their ships!.........and k-

Chaku: GOKU!!!

Me: ok ok! i'll stop talking! jesus...!

Papyrus: SANS! WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT SHIPS?! YES THEY ARE AN EXCELLENT WAY TO TRAVEL ACROSS WATER, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS EXCELLENT AND GREAT AS ME!

Sans: uh....because....

Us!Papyrus: Because ships are really cool! and uh...water's.......cool...too...?

Papyrus: OH I SEE!

Me: Sans, ships aren't an inappropriate topic-

Chaku: *shows goku some lemons*

Me: oh yeah i forgot.

Papyrus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, INAPPRO-

Sans: alright! t-thats enough about ships!

Papyrus: OK!

Me: *lays down on a couch* ugghhh....im just filled with anxiety....

Chaku: what for?

Me: chaku, summers almost over! aren't you angry about it?

Chaku: goku, i don't go to school, im just a figment of your imagination...

Me: oh...right...

-everything starts becoming Gloomingly depressing cuz of me. But wait! a familiar sound can be heard in the distance!-

W o a h .

Me: OH FUCK

CrAsH: W O A H !

Me: *traps the wild animal in a box and sends it off somewhere far away* its okay...its gone now..

Chaku:...you boxed my kind...

Me: Chaku pls. it hurt me too. because i love crash.

Chaku: ;-; why can't you add another bandicoot in this book?

Me: B e c a u s e  y o u  s h a l l  k n o w  m y  p a i n .

Chaku: *crawls into a corner*

Sans: Goku don't be an a-.. *puts ear muffs on pap and swap sans* Don't be an ass, just add a bandicoot. *takes the ear muffs off them*

Papyrus: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Us!Sans: IM NOT QUITE SURE!

Me: i haven't made up a name or look, thats why i can't add another...

Ryuko: *stops reading comics and drinking kool-aid, gets up* JESUS CHRIST STOP TALKING ALREADY!! *sits back down, starts reading comics*

Me: you were drinking kool-aid and reading comics the entire time??

Ryuko: yeah..problem?

Me: uh...no...

-everything is silent...till-

Jak: why the hell haven't we gotten a part in this book yet?

Dax: Yeah!

Me: ah crap...i have alot of characters! im not gonna mention all of them!

Jak: well atleast mention us!

Me: JESUS CHRIST FINE!

Murdoc: You forgot us.

Me: AGHH! *pulls some hair out* GODAMN IIIIT!!! *turns ssgss* AAAAHH!!!

-Time Skip-

Me: *is unconsious*

Chaku: goku. *pokes goku* wake up.

Me: just 10 more hours...zz...

Chaku: jesus christ! goku get up! *pushes goku*

Me: *wakes up, turns ssgss* LET ME FUCKING SLEEP GOD DAMN IT.

Chaku: no.

Me: *pushes chaku, gets up*

Chaku: the hell? why-

Me: i felt like pushing you.

Vegeta: *wakes up* ugh...where am i...?

Me: in a book.

Vegeta: *facepalms* oh...

Me: wait why was i unconscious?

Chaku: you yelled too much..

Me: oh....*slowely eats a burrito* mk...

Vegeta: kakarot! give me some!

Me: *hisses* MINE!

Mako: stop fighting please!

Me: ok. *snaps fingers and a burrito appears in vegeta's hands*

Vegeta: *eats the burrito happily*

Mako: well that was easy!

Chaku: what are you, bill cipher now?

Me: chaku, pls.

Chaku:.....k..
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Me: And yet Another chapter of this garbage my mind spewed out..anyway hope all of you enjoyed this chapter. you can go read another book now.

Word Count: 739

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