Little note: all of this is just nonsense...
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Me: ah fuck not this shit again...Chaku: what do you mean, "not this shit again"?! your the one thats fucking writing this book! in fact, why do you even bother writing it at all?!-
Me: chill chaku!
Chaku: I WILL NOT!
Vegeta: *slaps chaku* CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?!
Chaku: OW!!! WHAT THE HELL VEGETA!!
Vegeta: JUST LET THE IDIOT BE!
Chaku: *growls* fucking ass..
Me: uhm....alright then... *sits down, a fart noise is heard* what the hell?! *looks down and see's a whopee cushion* DAMN IT SANS!
Sans: *laughs* pfftt you farted...
Me: SANS YOU KNOW IT WAS THE GODAMN WHOPEE CUSHION!!
Sans: *falls laughing*
Vegeta: your attempts at humor fail to amuse me...i mean...fart jokes...really...?
Sans: like you could do any better..
Me: he has a point there, vegeta...
Chaku: yeah i gotta side with them..
Vegeta: W-WHA?! i can do better! anything anyone can do, i can do better!!
Me: no ya can't...
Vegeta: YES I CAN
Me: no ya caaan't...
Vegeta: YES I CAAAAAN!!! *turns super sayian and pouts* I CAN I CAN I CAN!!!!!!
Me: JESUS CALM DOWN!! gaahh!! bulma! do something about your husband!
Bulma: relax goku, he'll eventually wear himself out
Ryuko: *hits the back of vegeta's head with the handle of my scissor blade*
Bulma: or...you could do that, sure that works.
Vegeta: *is unconscious*
Sans: what...whats going on anymore...? all i did was a little prank, and it turned into this ._.
Me: when you're with us, you never know what's going on. and jesus christ ryuko!
Ryuko: what? you wanted him to stop, so i knocked him out.
Me: eh....alright... *sits down listens to music and hums*
Papyrus: HUMAN!!!
Me: *jumps up all of a sudden* FUCKING SHIT!! papyrus, you scared me!
Papyrus: n-nyeh...im sorry..h-human ;-;
Sans: you makin my bro cry, goku?
Me: w-what?! no! its just that papyrus scared me!
Sans: alright then. if you make him cry again though...Y O U R G O N N A H A -
Me: yeah i know im gonna have a bad time...jeez that quote is overused already!
Sans: not my fault...its the damn fandom...
Papyrus: SANS! DO NOT TALK SO BADLY ABOUT THE UNDERTALE FANDOM!
Me: yeah, you'll T R I G G E R (screen shakes, the word trigger is bass boosted) a lotta undertale fans
Feminist: HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TERM FOR THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A COMEDIC BOOK!
Me: *hisses* GO AWAY YOU DAMN PARASITIC CREATURE!
Feminist: *storms off angrily*
Us!Papyrus: why was she even included in this book...?
Me: i dunno, why did i include, YOU in this book?
Us!Papyrus: uh...cuz you wanted to...?
Me: basically yeah....
Murdoc: T H E B A T -
Me: MURDOC I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE GODAMN TIME!
2-d: *hides* e-eh...
Murdoc: *weird noises*
Me: QUIT UR SHIT! *throws newspaper at him*
Noodle: *japanese words*
Russel: ok.
Me: FUCK!! MY OBSSESION WITH GORILLAZ IS GETTING WORSE! *starts throwing objects everywhere*
*the entire gorillaz crew gets frightened and runs away*
Me: NO PLZ! *falls on my knees* AUH! *cri*
Chaku: *slaps goku* QUIT UR SHIT GOKU!
Me: NO! *HISSES AGGRESIVLY*
*everybody's running around shouting and doing random things*
Asgore: I JUST WANT SOME FUCKUNG TEAAA!!! *breaks table*
Me: WHY THE FUCK IS ASGORE HERE?!?
Chaku: YOU FUCKING PUT HIM IN HERE!!!
Me: *turns ssj2* AHHHHHHHHGGGG!!!!
Undyne: YOU THINK YOU CAN SCREAM LOUDER THAN ME?!?!
Alphys: undyne-senpai p-plz...
Me: AH FUCK. NO UNDYNE PLS NO SHOUTING
*meanwhile people are going batshit crazy in the background*
Me: GUYS!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
All of them: NO! FUK U!!
Me: OH DO YOU WANNA SEE JESUS!? *falls down* AHG FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE AESHO
Memer: I M S O R R Y B U T T H I S A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R S O N O S W E A R I N G .
Me: FAK U! I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!! WAIT...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Memer: just some random guy who runs a meme page.
Me: *hugs him* i love you.
Memer: #respectwomen
Me: lol spell icup ni🅱🅱a 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💯💯💯👌👌👌
Us!Sans: MWEH HEH HEH!!
Me: JESUS CHRIST ITS SO FUCKING CUTE!! *hugs the blueberry*
Us!Sans: MWWWEEEHHH!!! *runs around retardedly*
Chaku: GOD KILL ME NOW!!!
Ryuko: lol ok. *stabs chaku*
Chaku: *dodges* I WAS KIDDING YOU STUPID F-
Me: YEAH NO ONE CARES CHAKU
Chaku: *GROWLS AGGRESIVLY*
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Me: *leaves the room im in, and enters another room that is quiet, sips tea in a very civilized manner* so. you all now know what we do in our spare time. we act batshit crazy! thats not all tho, sometimes we'll play some games, spare, watch anime/tv whatever we feel like watching....and eat.....yeah thats...thats pretty much it......you can....uh..you can read another book now... *sips tea*....part 2?
kill me pls.