Spare Time! :3 (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!) (Part 4!)

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Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW SAYIANS! AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TOO!

Chaku: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! but jeez... goku if ya woulda done this like i told you yesterday, you wouldnt be in a such a hurry! 

Me: NOT NOW CHAKU, WE'RE BRINGING BACK MY OLD CHARACTERS! 

*Suddenly my old characters appear!*

Kouta: *looks around* man..its been awhile..

Me: *scratches back of my neck* Eheheh! yeah it has!

*Then suddenly, chizuru falls on kouta*

Kouta: GAH?! 

Chizuru: Oh Koutaaaa~! 

Kouta: ahh shit..

Jak: WAIT WHY HAVEN-

Me: of course i didn't forget about you, jak and daxter :3

Dax: sure ya didnt..

Me: you two are the old characters i used the most. be grateful.

Dax: BUT YOU RARELY USE US!

Me: better than nothin. 

Jak: i guess. 

Gokiolo: Wait...why am i the character in the book? shouldn't i be the host...?

Me: ah...see about that..i uhm...it wasnt working out with us so i changed my name.

Gokiolo: what?! wait.. *reads the things shes written* WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! WHERE'S ALL THE THINGS I'VE WRITTEN, AND WHY ARE YOU A-?!

Me: wow! calm down bro! all right 1. the things i wrote as you were...cringey as hell... 2. im trying to improve on my writing, and 3. i got tired of pretending to be a guy...i was getting sick and tired of lying, so...i finally came out as a grill, (no that was no misspelled) so im a bit..trans.

Chaku: you cant be a bit trans dumbass, its either you are or you aren-

Me: Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin ass the fucc up.

Chaku: *crosses arms and sits in a corner*

Gokiolo: so then....my whole life...is a lie...?

Me: nonono- wait! thats not...y'know what, ye it kinda is.

Gokiolo: *falls on knees* I JUST WANNA DIIIIEEE!!!

Me: tbh you're kinda remind me of mr.meseeks.

Gokiolo: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MR.MEESEEK?!

Me: oh yeah...i forgot i used him when rick and morty wasnt even a thing...

Gokiolo: YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE!!

Me: shhh child... *puts a blanket on him*

Vegeta: So you werent always, "Goku" as you call yourself?

Me: nope! when i first started wattpad, i called myself gokiolo!
and..i wrote some pretty cringey things back then...

Vegeta: you still do-

Me: DADADADA, STOP.

Vegeta: *chuckles*

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Me: alright guys, bring it in!

*everyone gets together*

Me & Others: MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Sorry it was short but i have alot to do right at this moment! but i will update this chapter to make it longer! even tho theres no point...since christmas was over days ago. anywho, merry (late) christmas! and have a happy new year guys!

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