Me: MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW SAYIANS! AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TOO!
Chaku: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! but jeez... goku if ya woulda done this like i told you yesterday, you wouldnt be in a such a hurry!
Me: NOT NOW CHAKU, WE'RE BRINGING BACK MY OLD CHARACTERS!
*Suddenly my old characters appear!*
Kouta: *looks around* man..its been awhile..
Me: *scratches back of my neck* Eheheh! yeah it has!
*Then suddenly, chizuru falls on kouta*
Kouta: GAH?!
Chizuru: Oh Koutaaaa~!
Kouta: ahh shit..
Jak: WAIT WHY HAVEN-
Me: of course i didn't forget about you, jak and daxter :3
Dax: sure ya didnt..
Me: you two are the old characters i used the most. be grateful.
Dax: BUT YOU RARELY USE US!
Me: better than nothin.
Jak: i guess.
Gokiolo: Wait...why am i the character in the book? shouldn't i be the host...?
Me: ah...see about that..i uhm...it wasnt working out with us so i changed my name.
Gokiolo: what?! wait.. *reads the things shes written* WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! WHERE'S ALL THE THINGS I'VE WRITTEN, AND WHY ARE YOU A-?!
Me: wow! calm down bro! all right 1. the things i wrote as you were...cringey as hell... 2. im trying to improve on my writing, and 3. i got tired of pretending to be a guy...i was getting sick and tired of lying, so...i finally came out as a grill, (no that was no misspelled) so im a bit..trans.
Chaku: you cant be a bit trans dumbass, its either you are or you aren-
Me: Shut yo bubble gum dumb dumb lookin ass the fucc up.
Chaku: *crosses arms and sits in a corner*
Gokiolo: so then....my whole life...is a lie...?
Me: nonono- wait! thats not...y'know what, ye it kinda is.
Gokiolo: *falls on knees* I JUST WANNA DIIIIEEE!!!
Me: tbh you're kinda remind me of mr.meseeks.
Gokiolo: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MR.MEESEEK?!
Me: oh yeah...i forgot i used him when rick and morty wasnt even a thing...
Gokiolo: YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE!!
Me: shhh child... *puts a blanket on him*
Vegeta: So you werent always, "Goku" as you call yourself?
Me: nope! when i first started wattpad, i called myself gokiolo!
and..i wrote some pretty cringey things back then...Vegeta: you still do-
Me: DADADADA, STOP.
Vegeta: *chuckles*
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Me: alright guys, bring it in!*everyone gets together*
Me & Others: MERRY (late) CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Sorry it was short but i have alot to do right at this moment! but i will update this chapter to make it longer! even tho theres no point...since christmas was over days ago. anywho, merry (late) christmas! and have a happy new year guys!