1. Dean dies and is replaced with Dean from a Destiel fanfic for the episode (bonus points if fanfiction Dean isn't a hunter (extra bonus points if they make Misha read fanfiction until he finds one to steal Dean from))
2. Dean dies and is replaced with Jensen Ackles for the episode
3. Sam and Dean investigate the murder of Jensen Ackles, an actor who looks weirdly similar to Dean
That's all I ask for in life
