Craig: you have known him for a long time, 3rd best in my opinion, but he makes you get up early and exercise. It isn't worth it
Robert: dark and mysterious, 2nd best in my opinion, but you can't date him if you sleep with him right away and it makes me sad
Joseph: literally is in a cult. No good thing could make that better. Its too late for him (also he's married and has like 5 kids)
Brian: he's great and knows how to grill (a good quality of any dad) but he brags about his daughter a lot and its annoying
Mat: looks cool, if you have a hair pulling kink this is the guy for you, but he is the master of old jokes that nobody understands
Hugo: this guy is a teacher so maybe don't test the hair pulling thing it would be weird, he is good with kids so if you got married and shared custody over your combined kids he could watch them. Only problem is he has a son near your daughters age and they would plot against you within the first day
Damien: nerd, is scared of horror movies and will grab your hand which is adorable, knows a lot about Victorian Etiquette which could be helpful later, he is Trans. Its canon. Choose him. Representative nerd. He is the best. Nothing bad about him. Damien is the best daddy
