--1 year later--
Spongebob turned into a depressed single who's pets like to drink bleach because they hate him because his pets are brats. Spongebob was flipping through the sports channel when he heard a knock at the door.
Spongebob went to answer it to see Shrek standing there in proposal position on one knee with a bundle of flowers. "Will you take me back?" Shrek asked spongebob awaiting approval. 3 minutes passed before answers were given. triggrerd, spongebob replied..."Are you fucking kidding me? Its been 1 year since you cheated on me with several women right after we fuck and now you want me back? Kill yourself," Spongebob said slamming the door in Shrek's face, leaving him shitless. "What am i going to do..??" spongebob said holding his head in his hands getting ready to cry.
"Wait I have an Idea!!" Spongebob says whilst going on Match.com
Then he closed the computer. "I'm not cut out for this.." he said sadly
Next day he went to work and squidward still wanted to commit suicide.
Then spongebob spent the next 5 years of his life a hopeless romantic.
until
