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Shadow scoffed at the dead ugly green piece of frick that layed on the ground. "What a lazy bastartd >:)" shadow scoffed again cause he's an bada$$. Shadow rolls his eyes as he pulls out his Iphone7 out and calls an Uber. "Better luck next time, loser" shadow says rudely at the dead body. he looks up at spongebob. "It was nice knowin ya, hambeast. But I gotta make like My Chemical Romance and split. I'll catch ya later, loser." Shadow flips spongebob the "L" and lights up a cigarrete before putting on his studded and spiked leather jacket with a skull on the back that says "dust settles...I don't." "B-but shadow...I-" shadow cut spongebob off with a scoff. "You what? geez man you're such a doo-doo head," shadow says with an edgy, arrogant tone. "Geez, go back to losertown cause you're an loser xD." shadow chuckles and walks out the house to his uber. He climbs in and shouts from the unrolled window of the cheap car, "SEE YA LATER, POCKET BOY"

with that, the car speeds off into the distance...and spongebob is left a lone with a dead body.

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