Part 10

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Gerard's POV

I received a call from someone. I hope it's my Russian male bride.

Wtf it's frnk

"What bitch" I picked up.

"Bitch I'm tryna fuck." He was rapping. "I'm tryna tap dat ass and bust a nut"

"Then go fuck a squirrel ham roll" I hit the phone so it sounded like I hung up.

Frank was crine n I picked up bc I felt bad

"Ur mum gay"

He startd sobbin but whatevr

Bicth grow up

Frnk hung up

Mariah tooskinnytohavealastname skinny legnd wlked in uninvited but tbh i didn't see her

IIIIIIIIIIII dnt want aaaa loot foooor chrissttmaassss

except exterminte the non skinny non legends

"Yes mariah" raini "too skinny to be seen" rodriguez says back

Maria's army of skinny ppl fires at Beyoncé

World war 69 is happening o fuk

Dan "The foot man" Schnidieenr falls ovr, skcing on hsi own toes

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