GILBERT AND DIANA
Gilbert: Hey Jerry!
Jerry: Hi Gilbert! How did the meeting with Anne go?
Gilbert: Not very well... she basically hates me now...
Jerry: Why? What happened?
Gilbert: ...
Jerry: You can tell me, Gil. I won't judge you
Gilbert: I told her I liked her red hair.
Jerry: And?
Gilbert: I told her I liked her RED hair. She hates people calling her hair red!!!
Jerry: Oh.
Jerry: What did she do?
Gilbert: Shouted at me and gave me a well deserved slap. And now she will hate me forever...
ANNE AND DIANA
Diana: Hey Anne!
Anne: Hello
Diana: How did that thing with Gilbert go?
Anne: Really well... Until I hit him of course...
Diana: WHAT?! Anne!!!
Anne: I screamed at him and hit him and now he hates me all because he complimented me...
Diana: Why would you shout at someone who complimented you?
Anne: You see, he said he liked my red hair... and I overreacted...
Diana: Oh.
Anne: NOW HE HATES ME DIANA!
Diana: No, I don't believe it. He CAN'T hate you!
GROUP: SHIRBERT
Diana: Hi guys! I've created this group because we NEED to get Shirbert back together!
Charlie: Who is Shirbert? Do I know him?
Josie: SHIRBERT: Shirley+Gilbert
Charlie: Oh
Jerry: Gilbert is not himself, he's so upset.
Ruby: What's wrong with Gilbert?!
Diana: Anne is upset too. She thinks he hates her.
Jerry: Gilbert thinks SHE hates HIM
Josie: Ugh!
Ruby: What am I still doing in this group?!
Josie: You want to know what's going on, just like the rest of us.
Ruby: You know me so well... But I like Gilbert! I'm torn!
Josie: Leave the group and I'll tell you what is happening!
Diana: You do know we are all reading these messages?
Josie: Yes
Ruby left the group
Jerry: If you're not going to help then leave the group!
Josie: Who said I wasn't going to help? I may be Ruby's friend, but I also know we have to restore the cosmic balance of the universe... and that includes getting Anne and Gil to at least be friends again.
Charlie: I honestly don't care about the whatever of the universe, I just want Gilbert to leave his house and hang out with me again.
Diana: Perfect... but we need a plan
Jerry: I have an idea...
Josie: Guys! Stop talking! I think now is a perfect time to leave the readers on a cliffhanger!
Diana: Great idea!
Charlie: Wait... Readers? What?! I downloaded this app thinking the conversations were private!!!
Josie: Just shut up, Charlie!
YOU ARE READING
GROUP CHAT
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what it would be like if the AnnE characters had a group chat? If so then this is the story for you! Mistakes, autocorrect, arguments and more!
