Patty Daddy

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by itsheytherestump

by itsheytherestump

Patrick had always been thicc... even if he lost weight, one thing one remain for sure; his ass.

"Yeah, I've had it once or twice..." Pete Wentz, a friend or love I guess you could say, tells me in the interview...

"Patrick's ass? Why are we taking about this?" "Just answer the damn question, Joe!" I yelled at the man... "Fine... his ass, is thicc ass hell. Men and women go crazy over it, it's unbelievable! Now, can I finish eating my sandwich, Y/n? Without you annoying the hell out of me?""Fine Joe... thanks for the intel!"

"So, Andrew..." Andy heaves a sigh, "Yes, Y/n? Are you doing ANOTHER interview asking what Patrick's ass is like? You're his fucking girl for Christ sake! Ask him, feel him, just STOP ASKING ME! I'm straightedge, remember?" "Ooooh yeah!..."

"PATTY DADDY! *sexy voice* show mommy what that thing do..." Patrick screams as you jump on the bed in the back of the tour bus. "Y/n, holy smokes! What was that for? I was just dreaming about going on a lunch date withWith David!" Patrick screams. "I'm sorry....buuuut, what's your as like?" "W-why are you asking this?" "Because I NEED to know!" Patrick lays back down and says "You grab my ass almost every time we have sex, Y/n..." "Oh, true... so your ass is like a big cotton candy pillow!" "Okay, let me
sleep my love. You can either come with me or go annoying Joe more..."

A/n: I'm sorry that this is short but, I made this for my friends and they said I should post is😂 please message me request or comment them! I'll do pretty much everything😂😂🖤