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(Btw, Shazad is her Middle-earth OC)
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*Elrond is walking through Rivendell to go and cure a sick llama that is very special to Lindir*
*SUDDENLY A FREAKY SHADOW LEAPS OUT AT HIM*
Elrond: *sigh* Hello Shazad.
Shazad: Yo.
Elrond: I need to go... *Tries to walk away*
Shazad: *blocks his path*
Elrond: wha-? SHAZAD, LINDIR IS GONNA KILL ME IF HIS PRECIOUS LLAMA DIES!!!
Shazad: Oh.no.you.didn't.just-
Gollum: DID SOMEBODY SAY PRECIOUS PRECIOUS?! *stares at Elrond and Shazad*
Both Elves: ...........*eye twitch* AAAHHHHHHHHH! *Run away screaming*
Gollum: So rude, Precious!
Sméagol: Don't forget, we needses to go to pointy-eared, pointy-crowned, Elf king's hair care talk soon, Precious!
Gollum: *sarcastic* Oh yes Precious! We just CANNOT miss that!
Sméagol: *cries* SO MEAN!
*Both randomly portal to the Mirkwood palace*
*Camera zooms over to where Elrond and Shazad are now standing/about to fall over from the crazy running they just did*
Elrond: Oh Maiar, *gasp* I haven't *puff* ran that much since...the Second Age, I believe!
Shazad: *ignores what he just said* SO, I HAVE A QUESTION.
Elrond: *glare* This better be good.
Shazad: Okay then! I wanted to know who your favorite child is! *Grin*
Elrond: That's it? Ugh. *Facepalm*
Shazad: *frowns* just answer my question, then you can go and cure Lindir's pr- I mean...beloved llama.
Elrond: That was too close for comfort.
Shazad: *gulps* yup. ANYWAY, BACK TO THE QUESTION!
Elrond: Stop yelling! Alright...uh...
*Arwen, Elladan, And Elrohir come out of a potted plant*
Arwen: So, which is it?
Elladan: Yes, I'd quite like to know.
Elrohir: Indeed.
Elrond: *freezes* you were listening? Ai Valar
Arwen: Answer Shazad!
Shazad: *stares and waits*
Elrond: Uhm........ESTEL! *points to Aragorn who is leaning nonchalantly against a pillar and reading 101 Ways to Cook Uruk-Hai Meat*
Aragorn: Huh? Hey Arwen, you lookin' fiiiiiine. *Goes back to reading*
Arwen: *blushes* I'm leaving. *Walks away*
Elrohir: But- Estel is adopted!
Elrond: THAT'S MY ANSWER, NOW JUST LET ME GO TO HELP LINDIR'S PET, PLEASE!
Elladan: Whoooah. Chill, Ada... Who's your second favorite then?
Elrond: AAAAHHHHHHH! *storms off*
Shazad: So touchy!
The Twins: *in unison that can only be achieved by Elves possessing their rare level of talent* Oh yeah. *Both nod*
Shazad: So. Ya wanna go to Thranduil's talk? It's about how to take good care of your hair, I think...
The Twins: Well, we have nothing better to do...
*The three of them walk away*
Tatharel: *was watching the whole thing and pretending to be a statue* *finally moves again* OH, ME ACHING JOINTS! Huh... Looks like Elrond didn't please the fans... Namely, his children.
Hm..... let's go stalk Lindir.
*Runs away laughing like a maniac*
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Bye for now!
-Tatharel
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