This question was sent in by...
uh, I lost track.
*blank stare*
Anyway, She has a question for a certain blondie Elf guy...
AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT!
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Legolas: *is doing archery*
Tatharel: *jumps out of a bush holding a notepad and wearing nerd glasses* AHEM.
Legolas: *startled* *shoots Boromir*
Boromir: NOT AGAIN. *dies*
Tatharel: Whoops. *glances at dead Boromir*
Legolas: Ai. *facepalm*
Tatharel: *jerks gaze to Legolas* HI. So, I have a question- or rather, somebody I know has a question for you...
Legolas: *screams* NOOOOOOO!!! YOU DIDN'T BRING HER HERE, DID YOU?! I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND ANYMORE FANGIRLS!
Tatharel: Whoooaaahhh, slow down, buddy. I knew your sanity was at risk, so I just told her that I was going to relay the message! *examines nail cuticles* How do ya like me now?
Legolas: *chills out* well, you're still annoying, if that's what you mean.
Tatharel: *spits out Fanta that just appeared out of nowhere* WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Legolas: Uh, I-
Tatharel: Haha, no, I know exactly what you mean. I pride myself in annoying you to death all the time. *cocky grin*
Legolas: Can I just have the question, please?
Tatharel: Oh, yes! Okay, so...she says, "does Legolas braid his own hair?"
Legolas:........why.
Tatharel: *is suddenly behind him* *whispering* please the fans!
Legolas: Oh-kay then... Just- it was a secret!
Tatharel: *death stare*
Legolas: UHHHH UMMM....SO, MY ADA STILL BRAIDS MY HAIR BECAUSE I ONCE TRIED IT WHEN I WAS ABOUT......UHHHHH THREE THOUSAND AND IT TOOK HIM HOURS TO UNTANGLE FEREN FROM MY ATTEMPTED PLAITS.
Tatharel: See? wasn't that hard! Good job, here, uh...*grabs a package from her stylish leather satchel* have a brownie!
Legolas: *gasping for breath* *snatches brownie and nibbles on it*
Tatharel: Uh...We should probably do something about this dead body now... *nudges dead Boromir*
Legolas: Oh, this happens all the time. Here...*yanks arrow out*
Tatharel: WHOOOOAAAAAAOHMYVALAR.
Boromir: *is alive again* YAAAYYYYY!!!! *runs away to defend poor baby Faramir from evil, mean daddy Denethor*
Tatharel: *watches him run away*....okay then. *becomes Thorin* We shall never speak of this AGAIN. Understood?
Legolas: *doesn't even react because he's so used to these antics* Yes, never again.
*both do a super-awesome secret handshake that only they will ever know about until the end of time*
Legolas: Now if you don't mind... *gestures to bow*
Tatharel: OOOHHH I JUST REMEMBERED I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE IF YOU COULD SHOOT AN APPLE OFF MY HEAD.
Legolas: *sigh* fine.
*does it, Tath doesn't die.*
THE END
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So...
No requests for now, until I can catch up with all the requests I already have.
Like, seriously guys. Thank you for all the questions. I thought I was going to get maybe three questions, at the absolute best, in the beginning.
but...you all proved me wrong.
have an awesome day!
God bless,
- Tatharel
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HumorHello there, fellow Tolkienites! within this story you will find your favorite characters, and you will be able to ask them questions. Seriously. Ask any character anything you want. If you have a question that you want me to write a part for, just...
