Now that you read the first 30 steps, focus now more on the look.
-No more regular shirts as previously stated.
-No more kiddie things. Such as kiddie movies, unless you have a younger sibling or a girl drags you to it.
-Yes. Be a stereotypical boy. Except bad. Like play video games for 7 hrs straight on a school night. Make it cool not geeky like CoD
-Make sure you look cool at everything. Wear sunglasses unless you're inside. Don't look like a damn fool.
-Ever heard the saying, "A good girl wants a bad boy that would be nice for her, and a bad boy wants a good girl to be bad for him." So have a secret sensitive part of you.
-Throw several parties. If you can't host them then have a friend host several parties.
-Act like your too cool for school
-Play an instrument. Make it a cool instrument. Don't be known as the bad boy who plays a tuba.
-Be an arrogant ass hole. Basically egotistical.
-You need a posse. Make your posse follow you places. Random places. Like to get gummy bears from the supermarket. If they don't follow you, break their legs.
-Parade around your injuries. Act mocho about it.
-Get a scar, not an ugly one. Link it to a made up story about your 'awful' past. Or get make up to do it.
-NO MORE SLEEVES! PERIOD! Wear wife beaters.
-Boots. Just boots.
-Pocket chains. Like how old people used to carry around their pocket watches.
-Get earrings. Clip-on earrings.
-Get mud stains on a couple of your v-necks.
-Wear biker pants.
Focus on these for appearance.
Special thanks to my brother, who claims to be the baddest boy of them all.
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