Draco, 4:01: Is Hermione gay?
Harry: Yeah
Harry: I meant no. That was such a weird typo.
Harry: But yeah, she's a lesbian. Is this related to whoever has been texting her?
Draco: oHMYGOD WHAT DID SHE TELL YOY ABOUT THAT
Harry: I'm not saying.
Draco: you just outted your friend, how bad is this to say?
Harry: okay fine. She's kind of into whoever she's being texted by. Hermione needs to get laid.
Draco: uGH.
Harry: Do you know who it is?
Draco: maybe
Harry: so, it's a slytherin?
Draco: pERHAPS.
Harry: ew, a slytherin. I'll go warn Hermione.
Draco: you little git, you're dating a slytherin.
Harry: shh.
Harry: shh
Harry: goodbye.
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I'm not gay! | Pansmione | Hp | Texting
RomanceAn alternate universe including the harry potter character, in which Pansy decides to go after the thought-to-be-straight Hermione Granger. Setting: a boarding school.
