Hermione Granger: What I mean is that Ginny fucking knows about us.
Pansy Parkinson: how???
Hermione Granger: I don't fucking know. She just said "Everyone knows you and Pansy are fucking."
Pansy Parkinson: we haven't even had sex :/ she's technically wrong. we're children of god. sorry, ginny, but Hermione is gonna have to marry me before robbing me of my innocence UWU
Hermione Granger: i need a new girlfriend
Pansy Parkinson: shut up.
Pansy Parkinson: so what do you suggest we do?
Hermione Granger: Deny it completely?? She has no proof.
Pansy Parkinson: well, how did you reply?
Hermione Granger: I didnt.
Pansy Parkinson: that basically means that you confirmed it. just saying.
Hermione Granger: theres still time to deny it.
Pansy Parkinson: remind me again why i have a thing for closet cases? ugh.
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I'm not gay! | Pansmione | Hp | Texting
RomanceAn alternate universe including the harry potter character, in which Pansy decides to go after the thought-to-be-straight Hermione Granger. Setting: a boarding school.
