Hermione, 5:00: You're fucking Malfoy, right?
Draco: No.
Draco: Potter is.
Hermione: You imbecile, I meant is this Malfoy?
Draco: Yes?
Hermione: Can I ask you a question?
Draco: I suppose.
Hermione: You're going to have to give me a 100% straight answer, no jokes.
Draco: Granger, you know that I'm not good at giving straight answers ;)
Hermione: I meant honest, dumbass.
Draco: OKaY, Jesus Christ. What is it?
Hermione: How are things with you and Harry?
Draco: I aM nOT DaTING harRY PoTTEr!111!!!!11!!
Hermione: I didn't say that you were.
Hermione: but just for the record, I totally know so don't lie to me you little potter-loving cunt.
Draco: Fine, things are good.
Draco: Why are you asking me?
Hermione: No reason.
Draco: No, tell me.
Hermione: No.
Draco: I didn't ask.
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RomanceAn alternate universe including the harry potter character, in which Pansy decides to go after the thought-to-be-straight Hermione Granger. Setting: a boarding school.
