featuring jeon.
me: jeongguk
me: jeon please answer
me: jeon to the fucking kook if you dont
junglebook 🐍: whoa what's wrong
junglebook 🐍: i'm here bro what do u want oh noona
me: is jin...is jin having an affair
junglebook 🐍: wait a second
junglebook 🐍: what
me: just answer if you know. is he??
junglebook 🐍: noons, he can barely go out to get a haircut, how would we have the time to groom and get himself a side hoe
junglebook 🐍: please dont take that seriously he doesnt have a side how youre his only hoe
me: wow thanks i feel sexy. But im serious. It's just that....
junglebook 🐍: change my name to dr. phil bc we're going in for a long ride
me: he snapped at me today
junglebook 🐍: wasn't dr. phil's wife that overrated bitch--wait what
junglebook 🐍: he snapped
junglebook 🐍: at you
junglebook 🐍: but
junglebook 🐍: he never snaps at you. youre his jagiya :?? He only snaps at everyone under his roof
me: jeon, im well aware. He hasn't ever raised his voice at me since day 1 ok im pretty sure i know
junglebook 🐍: get you a daddy like that :( i need one of my own these bills wont pay itself
me: jeon wtf
junglebook 🐍: ok, but what made him snap what button did you push
junglebook 🐍: not that he has a lot of buttons
me: wha t does that mean also no it was just that we attended this banquet a few years back together and now we got invited again but the minute i mention it he gets pissed off and didnt wanna go so i just casually asked why not and suddenly bam he lets me hang up on him
junglebook 🐍: but u never hang up on him, he's your jagiya :??
me: do you want me to tell taehyung where exactly his porn stash went
junglebook 🐍: i swear if u tell him abt me selling his anime tiddy and other shit to the dude who exchanged me my PS4 im gonna throw a bitch fit if im even alive
junglebook 🐍: on a more serious note, what banquet
me: IMC international medical corps. It's hella big. Lots of renowned ppl
junglebook 🐍: well shit is that that banquet that's like in seoul's biggest hotel with headass doctors talking abt their trophy wives??
me: correction: a gathering of intellectuals who enjoy spending time with each other discussing ways to cure cancer and--
junglebook 🐍: bc if it is, then no wonder he snapped boi, im not surprised after today
me: wait
me: what happened today
junglebook 🐍: hyeah lmao didnt he tell you....
me: he wouldnt even tell me what he ate jeon wtf WHAT Happened
junglebook 🐍: jimin and taehyung are on probation as of today. They were practicing flying whip stitches on each other
me: and this is related to jin bc??
junglebook 🐍: they were caught in his office, obviously
me: ok but
junglebook 🐍: and even tho jin hyung did NOT know about this fuckery, he took all the blame and said he encouraged them to do unethical shit like that
me: ...what
junglebook 🐍: and now
junglebook 🐍: ofc
junglebook 🐍: even though he doesnt deserve this AT ALL.
junglebook 🐍: he lost the solo surgery and maybe even his position as head.
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come back home || k.sj
Fanfiction[M. 18+] an AU where being married to a socialite doesn't cut out. sometimes all you have to do is ask him to come back to your ARMS, not your penthouse. [for seokjin stans. cover credit: @utterdetritus]
