PTX Texts

KI SWEAR IM NOT DRUKN

Aaaaand I'm back again c:

Just so you know, I'm working on a little short story behind the scenes. I'm writing it sporadically, and we'll see how it turns out.

Anyone got any ideas for this book? Let me know! I NEED THEM.

SIDE NOTE: For this chapter (and possibly future ones), I used the 'Drunk Post Translator', found here: http://www.zantherus.com/fun/drunkpost.php, alternating between 'Very Drunk' and 'Smashed'. I didn't want to do the 'drunk translations' myself so I used this and found it very, very helpful. See if you can translate the sentences correctly!

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mitchgrassi: scotrt

scotthoying: Lemme guess.

scotthoying: You got drunk and now you want me to haul your ass home?

mitchgrassi: i nesed a rigde

scotthoying: Yeah, you're very drunk.

mitchgrassi: i'fm not drbunk

scotthoying: You're not helping your case here, honey.

scotthoying: Aren't you with Justin, anyway? Can't he drive you home?

mitchgrassi: i dhon't knojw whsere justin went

mitchgrassi: pick me up

mitchgrassi: now

scotthoying: And why should I?

mitchgrassi: cause i'm tthe queen anwd you'll do what wi say, pheagsant

scotthoying: This is honestly hilarious.

mitchgrassi: aer you lauhigng at me???

scotthoying: No, babe, I swear I'm not.

scotthoying: You still at the club you told me about?

mitchgrassi: i think mso

scotthoying: I'll be there in a bit, don't get anymore drunk than you already are.

mitchgrassi: i asewr i won'pt geut moer drunk

scotthoying: ...

scotthoying: You just had another few shots, didn't you?

mitchgrassi: how'd you fknow?

scotthoying: Boyfriend's intuition, babe.

mitchgrassi: mprtety sure that doehsn't exist

scotthoying: It's scary how well I can read your drunk texts.

scotthoying: Oh well, I'm just leaving now. I'll see you in a few.

mitchgrassi: few whatw?

mitchgrassi: scottsy, don't jleave !em

mitchgrassi: i'm zall alone

mitchgrassi: edur

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Haha, that was fun to write.

What'd you guys think? Comment how that was to read? Was it difficult? I can help translate it if you really want xD I think y'all are pretty smart, you can figure it out yourselves.

See that little star, somewhere on your page? Yeah, give that a click or tap (I DO NOT DEVICE DISCRIMINATE) :) Might just make my day, you never know.

Byez,
sg-h