Sweeney Todd:
"What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit."
Judge Turpin:
"You see sir a man infatued with love. Her ardent amd eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
and lend me a more seductive tone
a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think a shave."
Sweeney Todd:
"The closest I ever gave"
*whistles*
Judge Turpin:
"In a merry mood today Mr. Todd?"
Sweeney Todd:
"Tis your delight sir catching fire from one man to the next."
Judge Turpin:
"Tis true sir love can still inspire the blood to pound the heartly pyre. What more"
Sweeney Todd:
"What more?"
Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd:
"Can man require"
Judge:
Than love, sir?
Todd:
More than love, sir.
Judge:
What, sir?
Todd:
Women.
Judge:
Ah yes, women.
Todd:
Pretty women.
Judge:
Ba ba ba ba ba ba...
Todd:
*whistling* ...
Now then, my friend.
Now to your purpose.
Patience, enjoy it.
Revenge can't be taken in haste.
Judge:
Make haste, and if we wed,
You'll be commended, sir.
Todd:
My lord...
And who, may it be said,
Is your intended, sir?
Judge:
My ward.
And pretty as a rosebud.
Todd:
Pretty as her mother?
Judge:
Huh? What was that?
Todd:
Oh, nothing, sir.
Nothing.
Pretty women
Fascinating...
Sipping coffee,
Dancing...
Pretty women
Are a wonder.
Pretty women!
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air.
Pretty women
Judge:
Silhouetted...
Todd:
Stay within you,
Judge:
Glancing...
Todd:
Stay forever,
Judge:
Breathing lightly...
Todd:
Pretty women,
Both:
Pretty women!
Blowing out their candles or
Combing out their hair,
Even when they leave
They still are there.
They're there
Ah! Pretty women,
Todd:
At their mirrors,
Judge:
In their gardens,
Todd:
Letter-writing,
Judge:
Flower-picking,
Todd:
Weather-watching.
BOTH:
How they make a man sing!
Proof of heaven
as you're living,
Pretty women! Sir!
Pretty women! Yes!
Pretty women! All of them!
Pretty women!
Pretty women!
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The Barbers Son
HorrorMax -an orphan boy, is ten years old, but has had a rough life is taken in by a.... barber?! He doesn't know he's a murder. But what happens when one day his dad (Sweeney) comes up from doing his 'work' with a spot of blood on him... and will Sweene...
