If a robber visits a couple Naija guys be like.....
Robber: climbs on top the wife and kisses her, goes to the kitchen.
Naija bf :(tied down) Babe, it's obvious that guy wan do you, no resist oh make he no kill us, I love you. You see how im kiss you?
Babe: oh darling no, im say in be gay and na you im wan do so be strong. I love you, he said he needs vegetable oil so I told him its in the kitchen.
Bf: 😨😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1000 things you can relate to(Nigerians and all)
Humor(highest ranked #151) 28-10-2017 Hi, rants by me and absolute funny stuff that goes down in Nigeria. You're curious about Nigerian culture? check it out or you just want to laff as a Nigerian? check it out or you just love me? check it out.