How you turn down a guy Naija style
Him: Will you see a movie with me?
You:I've seen the movie already.
Him: Can I buy you a drink?
You: I'd rather have the money.
Him: How come you're so beautiful?
You: Because God gimme your own share.
Him: Have we gone on a date once or twice?
You: I think it's once, because I never make the same mistake twice.
Him: I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours.
You: I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for face like yours.
Him: Wanna go out next Saturday,?
You: I'll be having head ache.
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