I saw this somewhere and I'm like ahn ahn no fair.
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Abacha died and went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth missed England and decided to make a call. She called for five minutes and asked devil how much do I owe? The devil replied 5 million dollars, and without hesitating, she pays.
Bill Clinton was jealous so he decided to call America too. He spoke for 10 minutes and asked devil how much he owed. The devil replied 10 million dollars and with a smug look on his face, he pays.
Abacha was more jealous and said he wanted to call to. He talked and talked and talked for about twenty hours and when he asks the devil how much he owes, he says one dollar.
Angry Elizabeth and Clinton marched there to give him a piece of their mind and then he replied "when you make calls from one hell to another hell, we give discounts.
I'm like WTF, Nigeria is no hell but hey in its defense. It's kinda funny
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