Okay so today I was taking my normal evening stroll and a random dude came over and said 'baby I swear I love you.' and I'm like love at first sight were, so not to break down his manly or should I say teenly ego, I just smile and he continues 'babe you're the sugar in my tea.'
I just hissed and walked away not after saying 'Who's you babe. Ode'
So I decided to make a list of common Nigeria pick up lines I heard around.
*Baby is your father a bricklayer because my love for you is concrete.
*you're the skeleton in my cupboard.
*baby I'm windows, can I crash at your place tonight?
*you must be yam because my heart is pounding for you.
*you're the butter on my bread.
*Baby my love for you is like copied assignments, I just can't explain it.
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1000 things you can relate to(Nigerians and all)
Humor(highest ranked #151) 28-10-2017 Hi, rants by me and absolute funny stuff that goes down in Nigeria. You're curious about Nigerian culture? check it out or you just want to laff as a Nigerian? check it out or you just love me? check it out.
