1) ~ Dealing with annoying bitches
> If I'd have wanted to talk to a bitch today, I would've gone to the animal shelter and found myself a cute poodle.
2) ~ When someone's being a total dumb-ass
> Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. :)
3) ~ An oldie, but a goodie
> Your family tree must be a cactus because you are a total prick.
4) ~ When you're in an argument and you know you're right
> I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I don't think I could get my head that far up your ass.
5) ~ Simple, but a total power move
Them: You'll never find someone like me!
> Sweetheart, that's the point. *Insert dramatic hair flip/eye roll and dramatic exit*
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
