1) Him: A woman's place is in the kitchen.
> You're right, lemme just go grab a knife. :)
2) Him: Makes some sort of orgasm noise at me as I walk past.
> Aww how cute; that will most likely be the first and last time you ever hear that noise in your life.
3) Him: You're too thin for my liking.
> That's lucky because you're way too thick for me. :)
4) Him: I've got the F, C and K, all I need is U.
> I've got the B, Y and E, so I don't need U.
5) Him: Why don't you grab my dick?
> Sorry, I didn't bring any tweezers.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...