[The answer to the riddle is:
I am Theresa's Daughter.
My daughter's mother, is me.Caschansan got it! Congrats!
And now: le jokes!!!]
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
- Groucho Marx"I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx"I have half a mind to join a club, and beat you over the head with it."
-Groucho Marx"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
- Groucho Marx"I intend to live forever or die trying."
- Groucho Marx"I've got the brain of a four-year-old, and I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
- Groucho Marx"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx"The secret to life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made!"
- Groucho Marx"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do it for him."
- Groucho Marx"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be happy to make an exception."
- Groucho Marx"I find television very educational. The minute someone turns on the set, I go to the library and read a good book."
- Groucho Marx"She got her looks from her father, he's a plastic surgeon."
- Groucho Marx"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
- Groucho Marx[As you can probably tell, I really like the Marx Brothers, and if you don't know them, you should check them out. I'm pretty sure some of their movies are on Netflix. I hoped you liked these, and if you didn't, I had nothing to do with it. The new riddle is:
What always runs, and never walks,
Often roars, but never talks,
Has a bed, but never sleeps,
And has a mouth, but never eats?I will publish the next chapter when someone answers the riddle correctly in the comments. Good luck! Love y'all.
<3 Raaor!]
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HumorJust random stuff that I thought was entertaining. Some of the jokes are mine, some I found. Lots of nerdy stuff, and maybe fandom jokes too, idk. 🤗 <3 Raaor!