[And the answer is... one... me. sinner9002 got it. Congrats! Joke time!]
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
That's a nice outfit, can I talk you out of it?
You know sweetheart, my lips aren't just gonna kiss themselves.
Are you a Boy/Girl Scout? Because you got my heart tied up in knots.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Do I know you? 'Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend/boyfriend?
I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I was blinded by your beauty... so I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Have you been to a doctor lately? 'Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
You're so beautiful, that you made me forget my pick-up line.
[Disclaimer: if you actually use these lines, I am not responsible for any injuries that may occur.
Riddle time!
Give Get
Give Get
Give Get
Give Get
Sorry this chapter took so long, I got lazy. Love y'all.
<3 Raaor!]
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