DELICATE [PETER PARKER]

(12). groupchat

[groupchat]
clementine
ned
russell

ned:
how is there only three people left

clementine:
peter's a pussy?

[clementine added peter to the group]

peter:
you know i can read previous chats

clementine:
oOPS love ya boo

peter:
fine ((:

russell:
aWWW

clementine:
pls don't make this awkward fren

russell:
i shiP

ned:
^^

clementine:
how??

russell:
instincts?

peter:
i'm down

clementine:
calm yourself pete
i'm adding hunter

ned:
who?

peter:
ok, but i still want an answer; midtown?

clementine:
intense punctuation man
and russell and yasi soon?
so yeah that was c00l

peter:
oK

clementine:
you know hunter?

[clementine added unknown to the chat]

clementine:
hey man these are friends

peter:
um yeah sure?

hunter:
what's up clem
who are the others?

peter:
i'm peter

ned:
i'm ned

hunter:
cool
wait clem
are you talking to strangers again

clementine:
shhhhh
nah not really
russell gave peter my number and they go to midtown tech so not complete strangers

peter:
WHAT?!

russell:
I DIDNT

peter:
HE DIDNT

clementine:
calling lies

hunter:
i'm with clementine on this one

ned:
and me^

hunter:
she knows what's the fuck up

clementine:
your profanity hunts pls

hunter:
sorry kid

clementine:
don't 'kid' me i am more superior than you

hunter:
please you're like a year younger than me
anyways peter what do you look like

peter:
why...

hunter:
well if you're gonna date my best friend i want to make sure you're at least hot

peter:
ummm...

clementine:
ffs pete just do it

peter:

hunter:
AW SO CANDID CUTE
think i'm in love?
yes, definitely gay
SORRY CLEM STEALING YOUR MAN

clementine:
nananana claimed
omw hunter
PETER WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE

peter:
i'm sorry?
idk WHAT DID I DO?

clementine:
you killed him you're so hot

hunter:
it's right you did
next thing you know i'm gay for russell as well

russell:
HEY!¡!

hunter:
sorry man (:

russell:
...

clementine:
ok well ned's disappeared, pete's hot,
hunter's everyone's friend and russell's offended
cool

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