DELICATE [PETER PARKER]

(07). private

peter:
i feel like i should just get this over with

(: clementine:
???

peter:
i guess that's me

(: clementine:
you do a lot of guessing, you should try and be sure for once
but cUTE AW
and you probably shouldn't send photos of yourself in school uniform to strangers

peter:
strangers? i thought we were friends :(

(: clementine:
yeah , sure
but,,, MIDTOWN TECH!!?!?!??!??

peter:
yeah apparently so

(: clementine:
that's so c00L

peter:
porque?

(: clementine:
nanana don't start languages i get confused

peter:
clem you practically speak your own language
but why so cool?!

(: clementine:
bc
you
are
peter

peter:
hmmm...
all i ask for god is one normal conversation with clementine

(: clementine:
wrong chat kiddo, god's number is 666-666-6666

peter:
nice, you're a hardcore christian

(: clementine:
how did you know satan was my father?!?!
please tell me who told you so i can teleport their ass to contraxia

peter:
what and what!?

(: clementine:
what.

peter:
FFS CLEM

(: clementine:
clem huh?

peter:
apparently yes

(: clementine:
well i'll take apparently over 'i guess'
that's cool, we've had approximately zero normal conversations before this so i've known you for zero% of time thus peter parker and i think i like you very much bc i never talk to people like at all but your kinda funny though it's mainly me

peter:
you're*

(: clementine:
fuckyouman
you ruined the sentimental moment

peter:
sorry
and sentimental?! that was just random words put into a barely formed sentence

(: clementine:
:///
is this the peter that's a bully again or the peter i actually like?

peter:
i'm hoping the latter??

(: clementine:
well i think it's the former oOPS i have TO GO

peter:
nO

(: clementine:
yeS SORRY MAN TALK TO YOU ONE DAY

peter:
UGH CLEM

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*whispered* um clem, hunny, your weird is showing