DELICATE [PETER PARKER]

(17). private

peter:
hey

clementine:
thanks the gods

peter:
are you working for the cia or something?

clementine:
depends who wants to know

peter:
definitely not a 50 year old man living in sokovia who's called paco??

clementine:
FINALLY SOME MORE INFORMATION ON YOU

peter:
i said 'definitely not'...
besides i've known you for like a week and you've already figured out some of the biggest (kinda) secrets

clementine:
right. you're a pussy
and ehhhh what can i say, i'm kind of a genius

peter:
cAN WE DROP THAT PLEASE
and apparently
tell me how you figured out the russell giving me your number thing

clementine:
...
are you ready?

peter:
should i be worried?

clementine:
perhaps
...

peter:
hurry upppp

clementine:
m a g i c

peter:
...
i'll quite happily leave again

clementine:
quite happily huh? i doubt it, it's me
that's ok i need time to figure out your other secrets ;)

peter:
nO
i was JOKING

clementine:
suresure
also it pained you so much to leave me for those few days you could never do it again

peter:
that is true...
once again

clementine:
i figured out because when you added me to the groupchat ned and i had not so similar numbers and i mean really, who gets a new number around here anyway like that's just eXCUSes also russell has been trying to get me to talk to more guys bc he's so determined to be the only gay one even though he's not out oOPS

peter:
wait so are you gay?

clementine:
haha nope you turned me pan

peter:
i don't know how to respond to this

clementine:
how about 'that's amazing now we can date because i love you'

peter:
orrrr how about i don't and we go to the chat and add michelle back

clementine:
oh yeah i'm really gay for her and i don't even know what she looks like also she came up with the idea of the whole instagram thing so you can thank her for rekindling this amazing friendship

peter:
did you just friend zone me
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