DELICATE [PETER PARKER]

(05). private

(: clementine:
aGAIN, you never denied being 50 years old and living in the middle of nowhere and liking randomly texting numbers to make 'friends' that sooner or later you'll steal all their money

peter:
i've been exposed

(: clementine:
...

peter:
you should be more careful talking to people on the internet you know

(: clementine:
ehhh i'll take my chances
and i think i can trust you enough

peter:
but can i trust you

(: clementine:
peter, a dumbass: can i trust you
me, an intellectual:  everyone can trUST CLEMENTINE CAINE BECAUSE SHES A  FRICKING GODDESS LETSGO

peter:
okok and i don't think that's how it works
iM NOT A DUMBASS HEY

(: clementine:
i didn't say you were

peter:
ITS RIGHT THERE

(: clementine:
hey man don't hate on me that's the meme speaking

peter:
nope
bye

(: clementine:
oh c'mon stop being so sensitive

peter:
i profess my undying trust and loyalty to you and you call me a dumbass?!?

(: clementine:
*i professed my undying trust and loyalty* two minutes earlier *but can i trust you*

peter:
um... oops?

(: clementine:
i'm out of this relationship, it was fun while it lasted
goodbye peter
i'll see you on the other side

peter:
i'm SORRY NO YOU CANT LEAVE ME
IM SO LONELY LIVING HERE IN SOKOVIA
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