DELICATE [PETER PARKER]

(15). groupchat

[you started a groupchat with 4 others]
ned
russell
hunter
yasi

clementine:
can someone add that girl who left the original chat

ned:
1. hey
2. yeah, why?
3. why isn't peter here?

clementine:
1. hola
2. bc i like her
3. bc i don't like him

ned:
ummmm... ok

[ned added unknown to the chat]

clementine:
THANKS

unknown:
what is this

clementine:
this is a gathering of all my closest friends

unknown:
ok i'm just gonna walk out of this

[clementine changed unknown to michelle]

clementine:
NO lets be friends??

ned:
clem what the actual fuck is going on

clementine:
oh yeah, didn't peter tell you, i thought y'all were meant to be best friends?

ned:
yeah but what's going on?

clementine:
that pussy
oH he won't talk to me bc he called me a goddess??

russell:
aWWW
hey guys

hunter:
russell dragged me along
ffs he's so desperate for this ship

yasi:
clementine what am i doing here?

clementine:
GUYS PETER IS A PUSSY OK THATS WHY I MADE THIS CHAT BC I NEED NEW FRIENDS

michelle:
what's new?

ned:
^^^

russell:
^^

hunter:
^^^

yasi:
^^^

clementine:
aw i like her, can we keep you?^
and yas you don't even know him

yasi:
and...
but i meant the friends thing

clementine:
so much attacktion

yasi:
and this is why you're homeschooled

clementine:
uhhhh i call lies

michelle:
who's yas?

clementine:
the ball of evil who is my younger sister

hunter:
i'm seconding clem on that

yasi:
HUNTER NO FAIR
AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM YOUNGER THAN YOU IM LIKE 7 MONTHS OLDER

clementine:
suresuresure

hunter:
yasi you're 5 years old get out

clementine:
OKOK QUIET STOP YOUR ARGUING
HERES THE THING
i just want to talk to peter again but he's a pussy and is ignoring me

michelle:
why?

clementine:
bc he called me a goddess but deleted the text too slow and i saw it and he's embarrassed?

yasi:
you're still going on about that??

hunter:
YES SHE IS ITS THE ONLY THING IVE HEARD FOR WEEKS

clementine:
well that's an exaggeration it's only been a few days smh

michelle:
still makes sense, and why do you use questions marks so much when it isn't even a question? it's like peter and his 'i guess'

clementine:
bc i can
anD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT
but y'all are getting sidetracked again
hOw Do wE GeT
pETeR aCtiVe AgAiN???

russell:
no idea

ned:
nada

hunter:
sorry clem

yasi:
i refuse to help, you're a bully

michelle:
just tag him on something on instagram until he replies or something, he like the attention?

clementine:
GREAT SOMEONE WORTH
BEING FRIENDS WITH
hah you used the question mark lol
BYE THANKS <3

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honestly what is this story line
this book is just gonna be beyond chill and not make any sense so try and keep up
thanks vote comment etc. lots of love xoxo