1) I still remember the joke my dad play on me and my mom 17 Years ago when he went to the store and never came back
2) dad: * Walks into my room at 2 in the morning * I use to hate facial hair... But it grew on me
Me: I'm moving out!
3) me: * Watching David Lopez *
Dad: Hey C what do you call two Mexicans playing Basketball
Me:Oh god
Dad: Jaun on Jaun!
4)
Me: Why do people hate mistakes
Dad: Who hates you?
Me: Thanks dad..
5) * at church *
Dad: * Looks at the people next to us *how do you make holy water
Me: Dad please no
Dad: you boil the hell out of it!
Me: * Gets up and walks away *
6)
Dad: Why is Satan a demon
Me: Dad no that's a black butler jo-
Dad: HE CAUSE He's HOT AS HELL
Me: THIS IS WHY MOTHER LEFT YOU
7)
Me: * gets pizza from pizza hut *
Dad: * talks to worker * I would tell you a pizza joke
Me: Dad please not here
Dad: Buts it cheesy
Worker: * whispers * I hate my life
8)
* At park with dad *
Dad: I don't trust these trees
Me: um why?
Dad: they seem shady
Me: I walked right into that one
Dad: yes you did!
9)
Me: Dad I'm hungry can we stop by taco bell
Dad: Hello hungry, I'm dad
Me: * Gets out of car * I'LL WALK HOME
10)
Dad: *sigh* I'm not that happy being a glue sells but I'll STICK with it so you can go to college
Me: Okay first of all you drive bus's
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Patton has consume me
