24)
Dad: Why can't orphans play baseball
Me: I'm going to regret this. Why?
Dad: Because they can't find home!
25)
Taco bell worker: Any condiments?
Dad: Compliments? You look very nice today!
Me: I'm not hungry
26)
Me: Dad are you alright?
Dad: No * sigh *... I'm Half LEFT
Me: Why do I even bother
27) * At the store
Worker: would you like paper or Plastic
Dad: Either, I'm Bisacktual!
Me: Here we go again
Manger: Who let him in!
28)
Dad: How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.
Me: There goes my childhood
29)
Mom: how do I looks?
Dad: With your eyes
Both: * Laugh *
Me: I really hope I'm adopted
30)
Dad: C I know you want to own a ranch when your older
Me: Yeah?
Dad: well What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Me: You have ruined my dreams
31)
Dad: Did you hear about the circus fire?
Me: Oh my god are they okay?
Dad: Yeah there fine, It was in tents!
~Jokes to tell your friends ~
32) What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef.
33)How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
34) I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don't know why
35)What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones
36)Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.
37)What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
38) What do you call a fish with two knees? A "two-knee" fish.
39)You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.
