11)
Me: Hey, I was thinking...
dad: I thought I smelled something burning.
12)
Me: Dad, am I adopted?
Dad: Nope we can't fine anyone who wants you yet!
13)
Dad: C get ready where going to the dentist at tooth hurt-y
Me: AHAHA, someone kill me
14)
Dad: Runs into my room * I just watched a documentary about beavers!
Me: That's great dad?
Dad: It was the best dam show I ever saw
Me: huh
Dad: get it damn, dam
Me: Oh my god
15) * At the store *
Worker: Would you like a bag for the eggs
Dad: No just leave it in the carton
Me: I'll be in the car * Walks away *
16)
Dad: Sweetie got a minute
Me: Yeah?
Dad: Why are grave yards so populer
Me: *sigh* Why
Dad: People are just dying to go in
Me: Great joke dad....
Dad: Also your grandfather died
~ Time for jokes to tell your friends ~
17)Did you know the first french fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece
18) You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.
19)Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.
20) A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
22) I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
23) A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Sorry There's not a lot in this chapter I'm in school rn
