40)
Waiter: Soup or salad?
Dad: I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.
Me: You don't want any salads
41)
Dad: You know how I went to the doctors?
Me: Yes
Dad: The Nurse asked me what blood type I am so I replied 'Red'
Me: Great! I'll just fine I new doctor
42)
Waiter: Sorry about your wait.
Dad: Are you saying I'm fat?
Me: Yep, I knew it
43)
Dad: What do you call a deer with no eyes!
Me: Someone with a better life then me?
Dad: No idea
~ Jokes to tell your friends ~
44)
Can February March? No, but April May!
45)
What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.
46)
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? "GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!"
47)
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.
48)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
49) What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
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I really need to sit down and give you like a 100 in one chapter, sorry
