67)
You: Call you later
Dad: don't call me later
You: what?
Dad: Call me dad
You: *screams*
68)
Dad: Wanna hear a joke about construction?
You: No
Dad: Yeah, I'm still working on it
69)
Dad: What do you call a fat psychic?
You: What?
Dad: Four-chin teller
70)
You: Hey dad
Dad: Yes?
You: What did the ladder say to the step ladder
Dad: What?
You: Your not my real dad!
Dad:...
71)
Dad: Wanna hear a joke about paper?
You: Not really
Dad: Yeah it's tearable anyways
