61 brought to you by my brother:
Dad: Why was 6 afraid of 7
Me: because 7 ate(8) 9
Dad: no because 7 was a six-offender
Me: Oh my fucking God
62
Dad: Son do you know what your first words where?
Me: No?
Dad: They were ' Where mommy ' Right after she left us
Me: If this makes you feel better
63:
Dad: My second wife ran ways with my first one
Me: Um?
Dad: AND THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOM
Me: What? How?
Dad: By killing the other two
64:
Dad: Your mom still misses me...
Me: Dad please don't
Dad: But her aim is getting better
65:
Dad: I ran into your mom today
Me: Really?
Dad: yeah, then I back up to make sure she wasn't okay
66 brought by my brother... again, he has a weird sense of humor:
Dad: Why can't dinosaurs clap
Me: Are you quoting Markiplier?
Dad: No.
Me: Why?
Dad: There to busy having sex
