So.
i got out of a math help class thingy, along with two other guys (and some other peoplo but they arent important)
we chose art class and um well joined art class
couple days ago we're sitting in art class, i'm making jokes n shit
fren says, "what if my name was darth vader"
convo goes to what we would name our children that rhymes with 'vader', mine being Tater, other fren's being Hater, another's being Later.
Hater wants to be called Skater instead, so we change his name.
then Later says "can i be called bing"
"no"
so we call our club "Ater and Bing"
as we leave, we put our hands in the middle of our tabledeskthing to do the cheesy team thing and Later yells "CONSTIPATED TURKEY"
(btw did I mention that Skater is basically my clone in terms of looks???)
so, "CONSTIPATED TURKEY" became our thing.
The next day, we come to art class, and Vader quits. We also get new names-
Skater is now called Invader, Later is now called Crater, and i'm now called Crater instead of Tater.
We also makes serious rules??
1. No dabs allowed!!!
2. You can only say 'serus' instead of 'serious'
3. If you quit, you quit.
And our motto is "We aren't regular humans, we're MORONS"/"We're the three idiots"
(Crater made the first one, me and Invader made the last one)
and our full names are:
Invader Of My Privacy
Crater On The Mooooon
Skater That Fell Down
(I made them up on the spot yesterday)
And so, three idiots were now best friends for life.
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