Calypso has updated her status: Does this dress make my vareli look big?
Leo Valdez likes this.
Leo Valdez: It's the same dress you wear every day, girlfriend!
Calypso: No! I made it from new material!
Leo Valdez: Same design...
Calypso: Shut up!
Annabeth Chase: I think it looks fine, Calypso.
Calypso: Thanks, Annabeth. At least someone here appreciates fashion.
Leo Valdez: What?! As you can plainly see, I am the most fashionable demigod in all of Long Island!
Calypso and Annabeth Chase like this comment.
Percy Jackson has updated his status: I need a little fashion advice from some of my demigod girlfriends.
Hazel Levesque, Calypso, Piper McClean, and Annabeth Chase have hastily replied.
Percy Jackson: Sorry, Annabeth. This can't involve you.
Annabeth Chase: What?! You know what, fine!
Nico de Angelo: Do I count, Percy?
Percy Jackson: Uh, I don't think you count as a girlfriend, Nico.
Nico de Angelo: But...*puppy eyes*
Bianca de Angelo likes this comment.
Hazel Levesque: Okay, sea green and deep blue are you colors. Wind-swept is definitely your hair style. Don't try building muscle, lean is your body build, so don't try to fight it. And, also-
Percy Jackson: OKAY!!! Slow down, beauty queen! Leave the tactics to the daughter of the beauty queen herself!
Aphrodite likes this comment.
Aphrodite: Go ahead, child. I'll correct you when needed.
Piper McClean: Thanks, mom.
Piper McClean messaged Percy Jackson.
Piper McClean: Okay, I guess do what Hazel said, but there's so much more you should know. The only problem is, I don't know what you want to know.
Percy Jackson: Well, I just want to look nice for my engagement proposal to Annabeth.
Piper McClean: OH, really?! Oh, congratulations!
Percy Jackson: Yeah, well...
Piper McClean: You know what, just step inside my cabin, and I might be able to help you with that.
Percy Jackson: Sounds like a plan.
Hades has updated his status: I just don't feel like my crown really brings out my eyes. Any suggestions?
Aphrodite, Hephaestus, and Zeus like this.
Zeus: What's the matter? Afraid your poor Persephone will run away from your lifeless eyes?!
Aphrodite: Now, Zeus! That's no way to treat your brother. Anyway, Hades, I think your crown really brings out the grey slits in your brown eyes, with all the purple gems. It makes them look silver!
Hades: Thank you, Aphrodite.
Pluto likes this comment.
Pluto: Oh, look. My Greek half is being a drama goddess again.
Hades: Shut up!
Pluto: No, you shut up.
Hades: You!
Pluto: You.
This conversation went on for another 10 minutes, until Hades/Pluto exploded temporarily.
Hazel Levesque: ...I am really not looking forward to Thanksgiving.
Nico de Angelo: Me too.
Bianca de Angelo: Me three.
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