Jason Grace updated his status: Merry Christmas, everyone!
Piper McLean, Annabeth Chase, and 7 others like this.
Piper McLean: And a very merry christmas to you, too! ;)
Nico de Angelo: Well, everyone except me...
Annabeth Chase likes this comment.
Annabeth Chase: Aw, why can't you have a merry christmas?
Nico de Angelo: *shrugs* The dead aren't into really celebrating...and neither is my father.
Hades: What was that, son?
Nico de Angelo has logged off.
Drew Tanaka added an event "Camper Christmas Party"
Percy Jackson and 2 others have seen this.
Percy Jackson: Are boys invited?
Drew Tanaka: Of course, hon! Oh, and I might need help with decorations.
Thalia Grace: I could help with that.
Jason Grace likes this.
Jason Grace: Me too.
Drew Tanaka: Awesome!
Leo Valdez: Felic Navidad, everybody! ARRRRRRRRIBA!
Hazel Levesque likes this.
Hazel Levesque: Quit trolling', Valdez!
Leo Valdez giggles as he logs off to do some trolling.
Zeus opened up a group chat with Hera, Athena, Hades, and Poseidon.
Zeus: I might need some help, my brothers and sisters.
Hera: Hmph, that's a first.
Athena and Poseiden sent stickers of laughing faces.
Zeus: SHUT UP! All I want to know is what all this "Christmas" business is about?
Hades: Don't ask me, I'm forever cursed to this realm, where souls don't celebrate much.
Hades has left the group.
Hera: I would rather wear a flamingo costume than tell you!
Hera has left the group.
Athena: ...oh dear.
Poseidon: Well, I guess I will have to tell you, brother.
Athena: WHY CAN'T I TELL HIM?! I AM THE FREAKING GODDESS OF WISDOM!!!
Poseidon: Okaaaay! Fine, you tell him.
Athena: Thank you. Zeus, Christmas was a celebration of the birth of a mortal god, Jesus Christ. But since then, humans have evolved it into a holiday where you buy snobby kids presents they'll never need, kill each other for deals on gifts, destroy relationships and family relations, and create a fat man in a red suit who flies around in a sled and delivers presents to good children. That make sense?
Zeus: O.O That sounds like a terrible holiday! Whatever happened to Zeus day? I want Zeus day back!
Poseidon: Oh, not this again.
Zeus: Oh, don't start, Poseidon. Weren't you the one who proposed Trout Day?
Poseidon: They are a regal species of fish and deserve a day to be celebrated!
Zeus: Really? And what about my eagles?! HMMMM? What about my sky, or lightning, or rain? Do they get any recognition?
Poseidon: At least I don't walk around in a kingdom made out of fluffy clouds, wearing a white sheet as a dress!
Zeus: Oh, you're one to talk! Athena, please tell this god what you think of his wardrobe.
Athena has left the group.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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